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Don’t Dress for Dinner by Marc Camoletti

A White Rock Players’ Club Production, directed by Julianne Christie (adapted by Robin Hawdon)

Production dates: Production run will be February 9th through 24th (Wednesday to Saturday, with two Sunday matinees). Previews February 7 & 8. Rehearsals will start mid-December.

Auditions date: November 15th and 19th in the lobby of the Coast Capital Theatre, 1532 Johnston Rd, White Rock, BC. 

Callbacks: November 22nd, location TBA.

Synopsis: Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisian mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline is away to see her mother. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It’s foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? Well…. suppose Robert turns up not realizing quite why he has been invited?  Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers and determined to NOT let Jacqueline leave for the weekend?   Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook? Suppose everyone’s alibi gets confused with everyone else’s? An evening of sexy and hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.

Audition requirements: Parts for men and women ages 25 to 45, with auditions consisting of cold readings from the script. Strong comedic ability a plus.

Available parts:

  • Bernard (M) – Jacqueline’s husband
  • Jacqueline (F) – Bernard’s wife and Robert’s lover
  • Robert (M) – Bernard’s friend and Jacqueline’s lover
  • Suzette (F) – the cordon bleu cook
  • Suzanne (F) – Bernard’s mistress
  • George (M) – Suzette’s husband

METRO THEATRE  is holding auditions for

Directed by: Stephen Torrence

AUDITIONS will be held at the theatre

on Sunday,  October 29, 2017 from 7:00 – 9:30 pm

and Monday, October 30, 2017 from 7:00 – 9:30 pm

Please arrive no later than 9 pm.  Late comers will NOT be seen.

Callbacks: TBA 

AUDITION ADDRESS: Metro Theatre, 1370 SW Marine Drive, Vancouver

SHOW RUNS: January 19 to February 10, 2018


Crisp, witty, exchanges of dialogue fill this inventive British thriller. A writer’s wife wants to divorce him, and he has no intention of doing so. Full of exciting twists and turns as each character, writer, wife, publisher, secretary, and neighbour, turn the tables on each other. Who are the victims and who are the killers? This is a plot that will keep you guessing until the very end.

Characters Needed:

2-female; 3-male

Selwyn Piper – male, (mid 40s to early 50s) a successful novelist well groomed, erudite and self-assured.

Christine Scott – female, (mid 20s to early 30s) secretary to Selwyn attractive, likable and efficient

Imogen Piper – female, (40s) wife of Selwyn and an ex actress displaying theatrical charm and composure

Peter Fletcher – male, (late 20s to early 30s) Selwyn’s neighbour light hearted but intelligent

John Douglas – male, (mid 40s to mid 50s) Selwyn’s publisher bluff middle aged bachelor.

Requirements: Actors must be capable of playing the age specified. Also actors must be capable of speaking in an English accent. Auditions will be cold readings from the script; the director will choose which scenes the group will read. Drop in, no appointment necessary.

Notes: This is a NON-EQUITY production. All roles at Metro Theatre, are Volunteer positions. People will be seen on a first come/first served basis, but be prepared that you may have to sit around and wait as you may be needed to read opposite someone else who is auditioning.


January 19 to February 10, 2018

Evenings @ 8 pm
January 19, 20, 25, 26, 27;  February 1, 2, 3 ,8, 9, 10

Matinees @ 2:00 pm
January 28 and February 4

Tickets go on sale December 2017

REHEARSALS  begin November 2017 and continue until Opening Night. If you are cast, you will be required to become a Member of Metro Theatre and your 12-month Membership Fee of $20 will be collected at the first read-through.

You can SUBMIT your interest using the contact form below OR PRINT out the Fillable Audition Form and bring it and your headshot with you to the audition.